Sing Along to the Darth Orange Song!
Darth Orange sat in his ship
with the hat on his skin
and the skin on his pip
He took out his lasers
and he turned the light loose
now there’s no more Darth Orange
just Darth Orange Juice
Darth Orange, Darth Orange
he was such a bad fruit
he came here to conquer
in his orange space suit
but when he saw Luke Banana
he knew it was no use
now there’s no more Darth Orange
just Darth Orange Juice
Darth Apple, Darth Apple
the outer space fruit
he came here from a dark star
in an apple skin suit
in a rocket of pastry
and when he flew by
they burned him with lasers
now he’s Darth Apple pie –
Apple pie, Apple pie
He’s Darth Apple pie in the sky
From the second last planet
came Darth Chicken Egg
He was nothin’ but brains
on one little leg
He came from the Dark Star
for trouble you can bet
but they got him with their phasers
Now he’s Darth Omelet
Darth Pea, Darth Pea
in his outer space pod
He had six pea soldiers
and a pea lightning rod
He came down to conquer
but he took on the whole star troop
Now there’s no more Darth Pea/Just Darth Pea soup.
Copyright Robert Priest ©